airows:

"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.

airows:

"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.

(via contraband-kissing)

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

(via death-by-lulz)

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

(via lulz-time)

debbieb3:

muah!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lulz-time)

mydollyaviana:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:


kitty?

Who did this shit?

This is impossible. She would have lost her hair-tie by the third door if not earlier.

mydollyaviana:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

kitty?

Who did this shit?

This is impossible. She would have lost her hair-tie by the third door if not earlier.

(via lust-over-trust)

flutterscary:

toni-tan:

oliverthegreenkitty:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

In choir we were having a free day, so we were just laying around in a pile. One of my friends said, in her sleep,” I don’t want your airplanes.”

Once I fell asleep on my sister’s sofa while rather intoxicated, while my BiL was sat in the same room watching something on TV, and apparently when my phone slid off my chest onto the floor, I whispered in an incredibly mornful, squeaky voice, ‘goodbye phone…’

I fell sleep on the couch one time and woke up in my bedroom. When I asked my parents about it they apologized and did say they tried to move me and thought I had woken up but when I did I told my dad “Here, hang on to this…” and I handed him nothing and when he asked me what it was I said “Its a godsmack…”. I got up and moved to my room. They were so confused, as was I in the morning.

(Source: best-of-memes, via supershinymagikarp)

au: cas and dean are human, the gates of heaven and hell are closed, and sam is starting a new life for himself. so dean and cas decide to go on a road trip together once everything has settled down. needless to say, sam regrets showing them how to use snapchat. [cas’ version]

(via comealongpondd)

intensional:

This makes me happy

intensional:

This makes me happy

(via jessxoxox)